Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

The Diamond Is The Hardest Stone -- To Get.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.