Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.