Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.