Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time

Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.