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Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.