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I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

When I'm On Stage, It's A Little World I've Created Where I'm Sort Of The Thing, So I Have Total Control Over Everything That Happens. When We're Improvising, I'm With Someone I Totally Trust. I Know Things Are Going To Work Out. I Don't Have Those Guarantees In Life. There Are No Consequences On Stage.

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Believe That Out Of Ten People, One Person Will Always Disagree With The Other Nine!

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.