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I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.