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Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

Ive Been Chastised For Going Into Mixed Martial Arts And Backing Out. But The Reason I Backed Out Was The Terms - They Wanted Me Ready To Fight In Four Weeks, But Youve Got To Be Out Of Your Mind. So I Decided To Go Back To My Roots, Back To Wrestling.

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.