You Can Prance And You Can Dance,

If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use The Worm In The 1996 Olympic Games, It Would Be So Embarassing To All The Other Atheletes - And Our Country, Mind You- That The Usa Would Have Finished Behind Guam.

Oh It's True, It's Damn True.

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

You Know... When One Speaks Your Name Very Fast, It Just Sounds Like Just Incredible