You Can Prance And You Can Dance,

Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

I Love Vince Mcmahon. He Came Up With The Character. He Ran With It, And Then I Was Able To Run With It. I Thank Him For The Opportunity He Gave Me. Vince Mcmahon Was One Of My Best Friends, Period.

Canada Is Lacking Two Things. It's True. Don't Make Me Say It Again. The First Is Olympic Heroes [...] The Second Thing That Canada Is Lacking Is Memorial Day, Which Is Today By The Way, Where We In The States Celebrate Our War Heroes By Having Barbeques . And I Realize Here In Canada You Can't Have Barbeques Because You'd Probably Be Attacked By A Moose, Or Caribou, Or Even A Grizzly.

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.

Pro Wrestling Was There, And I Was Good At It, Thank God. I Started Getting A Lot Of Offers, But Unfortunately, At Wwe I Was Under A Tight Leash. I Think It Had A Lot To Do With The Rock Making The Transition, And Me Possibly Being The Next Guy - You Know, The Company Didnt Want To Lose Another Top Performer.