There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.