Help One Kid At A Time. He'll

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

You Measure A Player From The Head Up.

When I'm Losing, They Call Me Nuts. When I'm Winning, They Call Me Eccentric.

Remember, Half The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Class.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'