God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At Home That Dominates Him.

Winning Is Overrated. The Only Time It Is Really Important Is In Surgery And War.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!