The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.