The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

I Won Twenty-eight Games In Thirty-five And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes When The Cards Sent Me A Contract With A Cut In Salary. Mr. Rickey Said I Deserved A Cut Because I Didn't Win Thirty Games.