He Who Laughs.....lasts.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

The Ultimate In Longevity Is The Christmas Fruitcake. It Is A Cake Made During The Holidays With Fruits That Make It Heavier Than The Stove It Is Cooked In.

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

For Some Of Us, Watching A Miniseries That Lasts Longer Than Most Marriages Is Not Easy.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.