He Who Laughs.....lasts.

It Takes A Lot Of Courage To Show Your Dreams To Someone Else.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood. No One Has Ever Gotten A Religious Experience Out Of Removing Burned-on Cheese From The Grill Of The Toaster Oven.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.