He Who Laughs.....lasts.

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

People Are Always Asking Couples Whose Marriage Has Endured At Least A Quarter Of A Century For Their Secret For Success. Actually, It Is No Secret At All. I Am A Forgiving Woman. Long Ago, I Forgave My Husband For Not Being Paul Newman.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.