He Who Laughs.....lasts.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

All Of A Sudden, I Feel Very Old And Very Tired. Maybe When I Get To California, The Smog, Brush Fires, Floods, And Earthquakes Will Cheer Me Up.

Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got Their Start Writing Airline Menus.

I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.

Most Children's First Words Are 'mama' Or 'daddy.' Mine Were, 'do I Have To Use My Own Money?'