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I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.
-Erma Bombeck
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I Have Just Come Up With A
Erma Bombeck
I Have Just Come Up With A Wonderful Solution To End All Wars. Let Me Give Directions On How To Get There.
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