Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got

My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got Their Start Writing Airline Menus.