He Who Hesitates Is Poor.

I've Been Taught Ever Since I Was A Kid That Sex Is Filthy And Forbidden, And That's The Way I Think It Should Be. The Filthier And More Forbidden It Is, The More Exciting It Is.

A Lot Of Music Is Mathematics. It's Balance.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.

Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing Their Back Legs Together.