He Treats Me Like The Dirt Under

Destroy The Old Files, But Make Copies First.

If I Were In This Business Only For The Business, I Wouldn't Be In This Business.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.