He Seemed To Be Made Of Sunshine

Whenever My Patient Begins To Count The Carriages In Her Funeral Procession I Subtract 50 Per Cent From The Curative Power Of Medicines.

There Is This Difference Between The Grief Of Youth And That Of Old Age; Youth's Burden Is Lightened By As Much Of It As Another Shares; Old Age May Give And Give, But The Sorrow Remains The Same.

If You Live In An Atmosphere Of Luxury, Luxury Is Yours Whether Your Money Pays For It, Or Another's.

Whenever He Saw A Dollar In Another Man's Hands He Took It As A Personal Grudge, If He Couldn't Take It Any Other Way.

Now, Girls, If You Want To Observe A Young Man Hustle Out After A Pick And Shovel, Just Tell Him That Your Heart Is In Some Other Fellow's Grave. Young Men Are Grave-robbers By Nature.