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She Had Become So Thoroughly Annealed Into His Life That She Was Like The Air He Breathed--necessary But Scarcely Noticed.

If There Ever Was An Aviary Overstocked With Jays It Is That Yaptown-on-the-hudson, Call New York. Cosmopolitan They Call It, You Bet. So's A Piece Of Fly-paper. You Listen Close When They're Buzzing And Trying To Pull Their Feet Out Of The Sticky Stuff. "little Old New York's Good Enough For Us"--that's What They Sing.

When I See A Shipwreck, I Like To Know What Caused The Disaster...i Learned Nothing But The Glow That Wrapped Her Face When The Soup Came. That's The Story.

Inject A Few Raisins Of Conversation Into The Tasteless Dough Of Existence.

The Most Notable Thing About Time Is That It Is So Purely Relative. A Large Amount Of Reminiscence Is, By Common Consent, Conceded To The Drowning Man; And It Is Not Past Belief That One May Review An Entire Courtship While Removing One's Gloves.