Whenever He Saw A Dollar In Another

Bolivar Cannot Carry Double

It Was Beautiful And Simple, As Truly Great Swindles Are.

A Burglar Who Respects His Art Always Takes His Time Before Taking Anything Else.

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

You'd Think New York People Was All Wise; But No, They Can't Get A Chance To Learn. Every Thing's Too Compressed. Even The Hayseeds Are Bailed Hayseeds. But What Else Can You Expect From A Town That's Shut Off From The World By The Ocean On One Side And New Jersey On The Other?