He Has A 5 Year Plan... What

This Character Feels So Much Like My Brother. He Has Two Children. He Has A Wife. He Works With Me. He Chooses To Stay In New Hampshire Because He Wants His Kids To Grow Up In The School They Started With. He Doesn't Want Them To Lose Friends. He Is His Family's Hero.

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

One Night I Couldn't Sleep. It Was Like 2:00 In The Morning. I Was Thinking, 'what Can I Do?' I'm Watching Tv. I'm Like, 'let Me Do Something Else.' I'm Not Going To Fall Asleep For A Few Hours. What Are My Hobbies? There Was The Masturbation Option. I Skipped That Because Just Knowing My Kids Are Down The Hall I Felt Psychotic. So, I Went With Watching More Tv. I Couldn't Come Up With Anything. I Was Going, 'god, Read A Book.' Then I Was Like This, 'where Do I Keep The Books?' I've Got Nothing To Do But Watch Tv.

It's Hard To Soar With The Eagles When You're Surrounded By Turkeys.

Wedding Singer Taught Us We Shouldnt Be Afraid Of Making People Feel Emotional In The Middle Of The Movie, Rather Than Just Dealing With Comedy.