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I Do Love The Films I've Done In The Past. I Work Hard In My Movies And My Friends Work Hard And We're Trying To Make People Laugh And I'm Very Proud Of That.

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I Think The Reason I Don't Read Is Because, When I'm Reading, I Feel Like I'm Missing Out On Something Else. You Know, What Are My Friends Doing? Where's My Girlfriend?

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