Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

I'm Sure Everyone's Got Their Back Story. I Don't Come From A Place Of Where I Was Tortured And Needed To Let Something Out. I Came From A Very Happy Home. I Was A Little Out Of Control At Times. But My Family... We All Liked To Be Funny, We All Liked To Make Each Other Laugh.

God Gave Me Some Weird, Beautiful Scent That Makes Men And Women Go Crazy. People Compare It To Carvel. It Is A Whale Of A Smell.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

I Like Sitting And Writing With My Buddies.