Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness

Mockery Is An Important Social Tool For Squelching Stupidity. I’ve Never Seen Anyone Change His Mind Because Of The Power Of A Superior Argument Or The Acquisition Of New Facts. But I’ve Seen Plenty Of People Change Behavior To Avoid Being Mocked.

Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.