Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody Ever Seems To Do Anything About It.

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.