Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

I Wore Dresses All The Time. I Like To Wear Dresses.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

Will Rogers Was An American Hero - Someone You Could Get Your Teeth Into And Love.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.