Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody

I Have Always Said That The Best Training To Be A Tv Newsman Or Anybody On Television Is To Do A Children's Show Because You Are Oblivious To The Fact That There Is A Camera There.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

Having A Phobia Has Changed Me.

I Go To Mcdonald's At Least Once A Week. I Always Get A No. 2.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.