Everything I've Ever Done In My Life

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

These Days, You Have To Have A Gimmick To Do The Weather. You Have To Have An Act.

The Critics - How Come You Never See Any Of Them On Tv?

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.