I Want To Get My Own Show

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

My Dad Was An Agent For Met Life. In The '50s, I Remember The Mortality Rate Was Something Like - You Had - 58 Was The Average Age. Then It Was Moved Up To 62, And Then 65, 68.

Thanksgiving Just Gets Me All Warm And Tingly And All Kinds Of Wonderful Inside.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

The Tv Weatherman Has Always Been One Of The Best, Most Secure Jobs. They Change Anchors, They Change The Set, Producers Come And Go. But The Weather Person Hangs On Forever!