Having A Beard Is A Good Way

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.