Having A Beard Is A Good Way

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.