Having A Beard Is A Good Way

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.