Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

I've Worked Ever Since I Was A Kid With A Two-bit Kit Of Magic Tricks Trying To Improve My Skills At Entertaining Whatever Public I Had - And To Make Myself Ready, Whenever The Breaks Came, To Entertain A Wider And More Demanding Public.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.