If It Weren't For Philo T. Farnsworth,

I Know A Man Who Gave Up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, And Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right Up To The Day He Killed Himself.

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her Hair.

The Champagne They Have Stored Is Getting More Valuable Every Year.