Half The World's Starving; The Other Half

I Figure If The Kids Are Alive At The End Of The Day, I've Done My Job.

We Never Get Sick Of Each Other. That's How Sick We Are.

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

I'm Not Going To Vacuum 'til Sears Makes One You Can Ride On.

Humanity Is A Failed Experiment, But I Think I'm God And I'd Like To Start Over. I Don't Want To Die, I Just Want Everyone Else To. I Certainly Would Not Be Lonely. It Would Be Exciting Never Having To Listen To Another Person Again But Just My Own Self Droning On And On. That's Why I Write A Blog. And I Read It, Too.