The Thing Women Have Yet To Learn

It's Okay To Be Fat. So You're Fat. Just Be Fat And Shut Up About It.

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

My Kids Were Completely Out Of Control, While I Was Working Fifteen Hours A Day Plus Weekends. I Screamed A Lot, Something I'm Not Particularly Proud Of, But It Was That Or Firearms.

I Want To Eat, Cook, Meet Famous People And Make Fun Of Them.

Anyone With A Show On T.v. Will Tell You It's Backbreaking Work. And If You Have A Big Personality, Which I Have, And You're A Perfectionist, There's Going To Be Head-butting.