I Am A Woman, Therefore I Am

In The New World Every Position Of Power Evacuated By An Arrested And Beheaded Pedophile Or Bankster Will Be Filled With A Grandmother Who Has Pledged To Create Heaven On Earth For All Children, Animal And Humans With The Stolen Money We Have Recovered.

After My 1985 Appearance On The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I Was Wooed By Producers In Hollywood, Who Told Me They Wanted To Turn My Act Into A Sitcom.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.

I Think I Should Be Here Alone To Rethink The World, I Do. I Want These Lesser Humans Gone.

I'm Just Into Spirituality. I Believe That In A Previous Life I Used To Be Shirley Maclaine.