We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

I Serve Society By Rocking!

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.

You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of The Eyebrow.

You Only Have To Go Hardcore Humiliation On The First Film. On The Subsequent Sequels, You Can Coast.