Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm

A Lot Of Celebrities, Especially When You're Talking About The Really Big Ones, Live In What I Call The Fame Bubble. Nobody Ever Says No To Them Or Challenges Them Or Even Teases Them.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.

Why Would You Want To Keep The Bluebird Houses Mounted In A Place That You Now Know Is Unsafe For Them? Bluebirds Are Not Ornaments For Pictures, They Are Living Things That Deserve Your Best Effort If You Are Going To Be A Landlord To Them. There Is No Magic Spell That Will Protect Those Bluebirds--they Have To Depend On You Or They Are Doomed.

I Have What I Call A-list Moments, But Believe Me, I'm Still On The D-list.

I'm Basically Always On Tour.