Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.

It's Still The Best Game In Town Because You Don't Have To Be Big To Play, And Everybody Plays. Even Your Grandmother Probably Played Baseball.

When I Took The Job As The Manager Of The Olympic Team, I Didn't Take It Because I Was A Dodger. I Did It Because I Was An American, And I Wanted To Bring That Gold Medal Where It Belongs In Baseball, The United States. And That's Exactly What Our Team Did.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.