Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog; A Dog Is Loyal And Runs After Balls.

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.

I've Been Catholic All My Life, And There's One Thing I've Never Understood. Why Didn't The Corinthians Write Back?