Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

The Only Way I'd Worry About The Weather Is If It Snows On Our Side Of The Field And Not Theirs.

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.