He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog;

I Managed The Dodgers For 20 Years. It's Hard To Believe That There Are Only Four Guys In The History Of Baseball Who Managed The Same Team For 20 Years Or More. One Was Owner Of The Team, Connie Mack. Another Was Part Owner Of The Team, John Mcgraw. Then There Was My Predecessor, Walter Alston, And Me. It's Amazing. In The 20 Years I Managed The Dodgers, 210 Managers Were Fired.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

I Didn't Even Graduate From High School. I've Never Told Anybody That Before. I Got My Degree Later, When I Was In The Army.

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.