Goose, N. A Bird That Supplies Quills

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.

Glutton- A Person Who Escapes The Evils Of Moderation By Committing Dyspepsia.

Imagination, N. A Warehouse Of Facts, With Poet And Liar In Joint Ownership.

The Place Whereon The Priest Formerly Raveled Out The Small Intestine Of The Sacrificial Victim For Purposes Of Divination And Cooked Its Flesh For The Gods. The Word Is Now Seldom Used, Except With Reference To The Sacrifice Of Their Liberty And Peace By A Male And A Female Fool.

A Man Is The Sum Of His Ancestors; To Reform Him You Must Begin With A Dead Ape And Work Downward Through A Million Graves. He Is Like The Lower End Of A Suspended Chain; You Can Sway Him Slightly To The Right Or The Left, But Remove Your Hand And He Falls Into Line With The Other Links.