Female, N. One Of The Opposing, Or

Divorce: A Resumption Of Diplomatic Relations And Rectification Of Boundaries.

Mayonnaise: One Of The Sauces Which Serve The French In Place Of A State Religion.

Clairvoyant, N.: A Person, Commonly A Woman, Who Has The Power Of Seeing That Which Is Invisible To Her Patron - Namely, That He Is A Blockhead.

An Auctioneer Is A Man Who Proclaims With A Hammer That He Has Picked A Pocket With His Tongue.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.