Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

Christians And Camels Receive Their Burdens Kneeling.

Weaknesses, N.pl. Certain Primal Powers Of Tyrant Woman Wherewith She Holds Dominion Over The Male Of Her Species, Binding Him To The Service Of Her Will And Paralyzing His Rebellious Energies.

Quill: An Instrument Of Torture Yielded By A Goose And Commonly Weilded By As Ass.

Aborigines, N.: Persons Of Little Worth Found Cumbering The Soil Of A Newly Discovered Country. They Soon Cease To Cumber; They Fertilize.

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.