Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

War: A By-product Of The Arts Of Peace.

Inhumanity, N. One Of The Signal And Characteristic Qualities Of Humanity.

Censor, N. An Officer Of Certain Governments, Employed To Supress The Works Of Genius. Among The Romans The Censor Was An Inspector Of Public Morals, But The Public Morals Of Modern Nations Will Not Bear Inspection.

Doubt Is The Father Of Invention.

X, N. In Our Alphabet Being A Needless Letter Has An Added Invincibility To The Attacks Of The Spelling Reformers, And Like Them, Will Doubtless Last As Long As The Language.