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The Dancers Finished Thier Set, And One Immediately Strolled Over To Our Table And Straddled Ranger. Want A Private Party?" She Asked. Not Tonight," Ranger Said. He Handed Her A Twenty, And She Left. What About The Cat-feeding Theory?" I Asked Him. Out The Window.

He [ranger] Stopped In Front Of My Parents' House, And We Both Looked To The Door. My Mother And My Grandmother Were Standing There, Watching Us. "i'm Not Sure I Feel Comfortable About The Way Your Grandma Looks At Me," Ranger Said. [stephanie] "she Wants To See You Naked." "i Wish You Hadn't Told Me That, Babe." "everyone I Know Wants To See You Naked." "and You?" "never Crossed My Mind." I Held My Breath When I Said It, And I Hoped God Wouldn't Stike Me Down Dead For Lying.

[stephanie Plum]jeez. No True Love" [grandma Mazur] There's Always Been True Love, But In My Day, You Either Talked Yourself Into Thinking You Had It, Or You Talked Yourself Into Thinking You Didn't Need It.

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