Good Thing He's Dead," Lula Said, "or

You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck! What Will The Kids Think?" Stuart Bagget

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Some People Learn From Books, Some Listen To The Advice Of Others, Some Learn From Mistakes. I Fit Into The Last Category. So Sue Me.

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

Yeah, I Like That Idea. Maybe He'll Shoot At Us Again. I Was Hoping Someone Would Shoot At Me Today. That Was The First Thing I Said When I Got Up: Boy, I Hope I Get Shot At Today.