Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.

Oh, I'm Not A True Genius. I'm A Near Genius. I Would Say I'm A Short Genius. I'd Rather Be Tall And Normal Than A Short Genius.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

Dom Deluise Was A Big Man In Every Way. He Was Big In Size And Created Big Laughter And Joy.