Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

Men Who Have Much To Say Use The Fewest Words.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By The Same Dog Is Better Adapted For That Kind Of Business Than Any Other.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.