Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

Time Is Like Money, The Less We Have Of It To Spare The Further We Make It Go.

It Is Better To Know Nothing Than To Know What Ain't So.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.