Good Manners Are A Combination Of Intelligence,

Government Conspiracy? They Can't Even Deliver Our Mail And It's Got Our Address On It And Everything!

There Are Just Two Rules Of Governance In A Free Society: Mind Your Own Business. Keep Your Hands To Yourself.

We Have No One To Blame For The Kennedys But Ourselves. We Took The Kennedys To Heart Of Our Own Accord. And It Is My Opinion That We Did It Not Because We Respected Them Or Thought What They Proposed Was Good, But Because They Were Pretty. We, The Electorate, Were Smitten By This Handsome, Vivacious Family. . . . We Wanted To Hug Their Golden Tousled Heads To Our Dumpy Breasts.

A Nation With A Goofy Foreign Policy Needs A Very Serious Policy Of Defense.

Fashionably Amusing Table Manners Are A Matter Of Breaking The Right Rule At The Right Time.