Seriousness Is Stupidity Sent To College.

You May Be Surprised To Discover You're Rich, Especially If You're Broke.

There Is No Virtue In Compulsory Government Charity, And There Is No Virtue In Advocating It. A Politician Who Portrays Himself As "caring" And "sensitive" Because He Wants To Expand The Government's Charitable Programs Is Merely Saying That He's Willing To Try To Do Good With Other People's Money. Well, Who Isn't? And A Voter Who Takes Pride In Supporting Such Programs Is Telling Us That He'll Do Good With His Own Money - If A Gun Is Held To His Head.

The Italians Have Had 2,000 Years To Fix Up The Forum And Just Look At The Place!

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] Called Me Up And Said He Could Pay Me Less Money.

The Only Really Firm Rule Of Taste About Cross Dressing Is That Neither Sex Should Ever Wear Anything They Haven't Yet Figured Out How To Go To The Bathroom In.