Seriousness Is Stupidity Sent To College.

West Germans Are Tall, Pink, Pert And Orthodontically Corrected, With Hands, Teeth And Hair As Clean As Their Clothes And Clothes As Sharp As Their Looks. Except For The Fact That They All Speak English Pretty Well, They're Indistinguishable From Americans.

Never Strike Anyone So Old, Small Or Weak That Verbal Abuse Would Have Sufficed.

Worshiping The Earth Is More Fun Than Going To Church. It's Also Closer.

Walt Is Dead. And, After A Couple Of Hours At Epcot, You'll Wish You Were, Too.

[t]he Clinton Administration Launched An Attack On People In Texas Because Those People Were Religious Nuts With Guns. Hell, This Country Was Founded By Religious Nuts With Guns. Who Does Bill Clinton Think Stepped Ashore On Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps Volunteers? Or Maybe The People In Texas Were Attacked Because Of Child Abuse. But, If Child Abuse Was The Issue, Why Didn't Janet Reno Tear-gas Woody Allen?