Something Is Worth What Somebody Will Pay

Industrialization Came To England But Has Since Left.

Never Serve Oysters In A Month That Has No Paycheck In It.

It's Better To Make Fun Of Yourself Because You've Always Got Someone Around To Make Fun Of, And They Can't Sue You.

People Will Tell You Anything But What They Do Is Always The Truth.

As I Get Older, All Sorts Of Things Become Less Funny. Once One Has Children, Any Cruelty Involving Children Becomes Far Less Amusing Than When One Was At The Mercy Of One's Friends' And Relatives' Children.