I'm A Political Conservative.

Every Government Is A Parliament Of Whores. The Trouble Is, In A Democracy, The Whores Are Us.

Nothing Bad Is Going To Happen To Us. If We Get Fired, It's Not Failure; Its A Midlife Vocational Reassessment.

Term Limits Aren't Enough. We Need Jail.

The Only Time A Bachelor's Bed Is Made Is When It's In The Factory.

Sometimes You Need A B-2 Bomber And Sometimes You Need Your Mother.