I'm A Political Conservative.

The Mystery Of Government Is Not How Washington Works But How To Make It Stop.

Never Do Anything To A Clitoris With Your Teeth That You Wouldn't Do To An Expensive Waterproof Wristwatch.

I'll Pick "i'm Kidding" Anytime Over "i'm Lying."

The Question Nowadays Is Not What Makes Government Work. The Question Is How Do We Make It Stop.

Who Does Bill Clinton Think Got Off The Boat And Stepped On Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps Volunteers?