Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.

You Never Fight Your Eye When You Look At A Hole. If It Looks One Way, Play It That Way. Don't Make A Big Deal Out Of An Easy Shot.

Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A Tendency To Remember My Poor Shots A Shade More Vividly Than The Good Ones.