I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs

I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

The Day Which We Fear As Our Last Is But The Bday Of Eternity. - By Senecathe First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.