There's No Such Thing As Being Too

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi