There's No Such Thing As Being Too

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi