There's No Such Thing As Being Too

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.