There's No Such Thing As Being Too

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi