There's No Such Thing As Being Too

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.