I Still Get Very Scared When I

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's Bigger Than Me.

Me And Fred Wolf Wrote The Movie [ Grown Ups]. The Whole Idea Was About Putting Together Old Friends That Get To Hang Out For A Weekend.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.