I Still Get Very Scared When I

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

You've Just Got To Give Yourself Time - That's Good Advice I Think. Give Yourself Time To Figure Out What You're Good At And What You're Not Good At.

You Know, When You Don't Go On Tv And Talk About How Many Women You Sleep With, Some People In Hollywood, That Are Supposedly 'in The Know,' Start Whispering That You're Gay. If I Were Gay, I Wouldn't Be Ashamed To Admit It, But I'm Not.