George W. Bush Loves Golf Because It's

I Tried To Log On To The Obamacare Website Today. I Don't Think I'm Doing It Right. I Lost 300 Bucks Playing Texas Hold 'em.

I Think There's One More Thing Perry Can Forget, Too: Being President.

Martha Stewart Was Found Guilty On All Charges. You Know What That Means, Stripes Are In This Year.

Speaker John Boehner Complained That Barack Obama Ordered The U.s. Military Into Combat In Libya Without Clearly Defining The Mission To The American People And Congress. See, Apparently, You're Only Allowed To Do That When Invading Iraq.

Marriage Is Grand. Divorce Is About Twenty Grand.