President Bush Has Urged People To Get

The Best Way To Ruin A Comedy Is To Throw A Lot Of Money At It.

Sixty Years Ago This Week Hitler Invaded Poland. This Led To The Creation Of The History Channel.

For The First Time Ever, Overweight People Outnumber Average People In America. Doesn't That Make Overweight The Average Then? Last Month You Were Fat, Now You're Average - Hey, Let's Get A Pizza!

President Bush Fell Off His Bicycle This Weekend And You Know What Was Really Sad? It's A Stationary Bike.

In An Interview With Univision, President Obama Said If There's One Thing He's Learned, It's That You Can't Change Washington From Within. So What Is He Saying - That If We Want Real Change, We Should Throw Him Out?