A Black Christian Is Like A Black

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

Every Man Has To Settle Down Eventually. You Know Why You Gotta Settle Down Eventually? Because You Don't Want To Be The Old Guy In The Club. You Know What I'm Talking About. Every Club You Go Into, There's Always Some Old Guy. He Ain't Really Old, Just A Little Too Old To Be In The Club.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?